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Archive for July, 2008

Trail Cohabitation

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Yes boys and girls we all have to live together on the trail whether we like it or not and after my trip up the commercially groomed peaks of Grays and Torreys I think it’s time for a little Trail Etiquette: 101.

Trail Etiquette: 101

Most human beings have a good sense of do’s and don’ts when in public but you put them in the wilderness and it’s like they think their Mother isn’t watching. Being in the great outdoors does not give you an excuse to lose all since of civility. Just because the marmots can get away with it doesn’t mean you can too, I know, it’s terribly unfair.

Etiquette Tip #1: Right of Way

If there is one thing you take away from this let it be the Right of Way. On Grays and Torreys I easily encountered over 100 people on the trail and an embarrassing 5% of them even had a clue. Right of Way is very simple, if you are going down hill you yield to anyone going up. There is no circumstance where this is not true. You could be getting chased by a gang of rabid bears carrying lead pipes and chains and you will still be expected to give right of way to any hikers coming up. Seriously, the bears already know this and they would wait politely.

Trails are tight quarters that usually only accommodate one way traffic. If you are heading down hill and see a hiker coming up it is your duty to step to the side and let them pass. Do not expect a thank you, this is a thankless gesture, you’re not doing anyone a favor you’re just doing your job.

Just think of it this way, people going up hill are in low gears already. They aren’t moving fast but it’s taking a lot of effort to make it happen. When you’re going down hill you’re practically in neutral, sure it’s hard on the breaks but your not burning any gas and it doesn’t take much to get the ball rolling again.

Etiquette Tip #2: Giving way

I don’t know why I even need to mention this one. If one or more people are coming up behind you, pull over. It doesn’t matter if your going up or down, if someone is coming up on your six you move your slow ass to the side of the trail. There is no shame in this, the person passing you isn’t going to get a medal for getting there first but you may find the business end of a trekking poll making acquaintance with your tender nether regions if you don’t.

Etiquette Tip #3: Popping Your Top Off

Listen, unless your packing a beer belly and haven’t seen the sun in 20 years I don’t want to see it. If it’s too hot to keep your muscles under a shirt then you should just stay home and have a pizza. I’m not kidding, have some ice cream too.

Etiquette Tip #4: This Is Not Your Living Room

I know, I know there’s a mountain goat off to the left, I know it’s hot out and you need to take off your zip pants, I know you have absolutely no consideration for anyone around you but keep your shit off the trail. You are holding up traffic, cluttering up the trail and just generally pissing everyone else off. If you need to take a picture, adjust your what-ever, then do it any where else but directly in the middle of the trail.

One clue that might help decide if your breaking etiquette on this one is when there’s 5 people standing there looking at you, angrily, waiting for you to pick up your crap and move. The wrong thing to do in this situation is to apologize, giggle, and not move. This is another good way to become a trekking pole popsicle.

Etiquette Tip #5: If You See a Piece of Litter, Pick it Up!

This isn’t funny at all, if you see someones trash that they calously left behind, pick it up. I’ve picked up some pretty vile things (read, maxi pads) that inconsiderate people have left on the trail (seriously it was pretty gross). As a result of this I carry a plastic bag so I don’t have to touch icky stuff but I’m still able to help out.

Each time we step foot on a trial or a wilderness area we are having a negitive impact on the surrounding wild life. Now, I’m not some granola eating hippy from Boulder (I do, however, love granola) but I enjoy pristine trails with minimal sings of human impact. I get out to get a way, so stop bring “a way” to the “out” and leaving it there, or, in the very least help us pick it up. If it makesĀ  you feel better smear the contents of your bag on that Land Rover you saw at the trail head. You know that bastard probably doesn’t even recycle!!

Etiquette Tip #6: Poop Bags and You

First of all, I’d like to say thankĀ  you for picking up your dogs poop and secondly I’d like to say go to hell for leaving a bright orange bag of poop right next to the trail. I’m not sure you are aware of this but there is a great invention called a backpack. It fits snuggly on your back and has many compartments to hold your various snacks and sports drink bottles. Now a days they also make backpacks that fit our K-9 companions and believe it or not they really don’t care what you put in there. In fact, you could probably get away with putting a bag of poop in there! Crazy! I know!

Again, thank you, but no thank you. If your gonna bag your dogs poop, and I comend you for going half way, please pack it with you. I know it’s gross, but hey, you broght the dog not me.

This concludes our Etiquette 101 session for the month, however I’m sure I’ll find more things to complain teach about very soon but remember, your Mother is always watching, Mother Nature.

Grays Peak and Torreys Peak

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Info:

Difficulty: Class 2
Summit Elevation: 14,270 feet
Trailhead Elevation: 11,280 feet
Elevation Gain: 3,600 feet
Round-trip Length: 8.25 miles
Trailhead: Grays Peak
Info by 14ers.com

Trip Report:

I thought I knew what I was getting myself into, but I didn’t really know what I was getting myself into. The route and the hike it self are extremely beautiful and to be quite honest a lot of fun. Oh, it’s also painfully over populated by people who have no idea what they are doing.

Before I dive into stories of the fun domestic mountain predators I’ll comment on the trail itself. You start off with a 3 mile 4WD access road to the trail head. If you were not expecting to have to 4-wheel it then you’ll probably get the joy of leaving your car a half mile in and adding two and a half miles to your hike as well as easily another 500 to 800 feet of accent. Thankfully my Honda Element is equipped with 4WD, much to the chagrin of the Land Rover that followed me up. He said I was brave for bringing that up here. I tried to give him a high five and chest pump but he seemed to misinterpret my gesture.

Trailhead just after the bridge.

Trailhead just after the bridge.

Once you’ve made it to the parking lot and successfully fended off a barrage of 4WD snobs you should find yourself at the bridge to the trail. In my book, you can never go wrong with a bridge start. The trail leads you up some reasonably steep switch backs before it levels off a bit to take you around Kelso Mountain. Once around the bend you get a clear view of both peaks. Making your way over some rock flat lands you reach what I lovingly refer to as ” . . . and then we went up . . . “.

It’s at this point you really can start to separate who’s done this before, and who thought it might be kinda fun to climb a mountain. There’s no stopping the accent until you summit Grays and while it does get a tad steep it’s consistent and a good climb over all. While I do commend anyone who gets out and does something with their weekend, stepping over soccer moms and dads who “used to be able to do this sort of thing” gets a little tiresome.

And Then There Was Up.

And Then There Was Up.

The view from Grays is just beautiful. You get a great view of the valley you just came through as well as the surrounding mountain ranges. Mt. Evans, Bierstadt and the Sawtooth between them are also visible. A fun treat was being able to see the gully Aaron and I went up to summit Evans the week prior.

After you get your snack on and have taken a hefty share of pictures it’s on wards and upwards. Oddly enough Grays is just slightly taller then Torreys but when your up there you would swear Torreys has a solid 300 feet on Grays. Making the decent into the saddle you are met with a lot of rough terrain but nothing out of the ordinary for being up that high. The climb up Torryes is brutal compared to the rest of the hike. It’s a steep climb and is very unforgiving. Thankfully, on either summit, there is very little exposure.

View From Grays Peak

View From Grays Peak

The view from Torreys is equally stunning and you get a good look of the ridge between Torreys and Kelso. It appeared as though there were a couple of different approaches for Torreys and might be worth looking into for next season as a warm up.

While this is the busiest 14er hike in Colorado it is still a lot of fun and well worth the effort. In fact, I would do these guys again just for kicks and practice.

Times:

Start: 8:10am
Summit Grays: 10:30am
Summit Torreys: 11:35am
Finish: 2:20pm

Stories:

As promised I have a few stories about lovely characters I met along the way. As I said before this is the most well traveled set of 14ers in the state and true to the statement there were a lot of people up there.

My favorite domestic predators was a group I saw in the parking lot. At first glance you would swear they knew what they were doing. They had the right gear, the right attitude and drove up in the right car. They hit the trail before I did but I noticed something fishy as I waited in line for the potty. The two older gentlemen in the group had GPS units. While, this unto itself, is not a surprising thing it just seemed out of place on such a walk-up of a hike. Especially since the preferred method between the two of them for syncing up with the satellites was to hold the GPS unit over your head, and shake it.

I wish that was the end of it, however, while navigating the switchbacks, barely a half mile in, I run into these intrepid explorers yet again. Not being aware of anyone on the trail but themselves and walking two abreast I was forced to reduce myself to their pace as well as listen in on some light hearted trail conversation.

One of the older gentlemen starts off with “Hey, I think it’s about time for a break, I need to take my coat off” The leader of their group (who I suspect is apart of CMC, I think they had a big group out there that day) “A break? We aren’t going to stop until about half way up!” Our good friend found this disturbing “One break?! Just one?! That’s not right, we should have like,” he pauses to consult his inner explorer, “like 5 breaks!”. Personally, I blame an over loaded pack. The mesh webbing on the sides of his tautly stuffed pack had all manner of pre-packaged nuts, trail mixes, small sports drink bottles and granola bars to potentially feed and rehydrate each person on the trial that day. Believe me, his guess-timate of 5 breaks was carefully calculated to the ratio of snacks he intended to consume. I just hope he brought enough for the return trip.

I said it once, but I’ll say it again, I commend anyone who makes an effort to get out and do something, anything at all. I’m sure our weekend warrior will learn his lessons and transform into a mountain jockey in no time. Each trip up we have something new to learn, not only from our own actions, but from the suffering we witness in others. I know I, for one, will always be shaking my GPS from this point forward.

Trip Gallery:

My Boots Bring All the Boys to the Yard . . .

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Asolo TPS 520 GTX

Lets talk about something very near and dear to my feet, boots. Part of my prep for the CDT will be gathering the right kind of gear and arguably the most important piece of equipment you have on a hike is your foot coverings. If you lose your map, your compass or your mind you will still be able to trudge on ward, but, if you lose your boots . . . well, you should probably just lay down and die.

Currently I’m rocking the Asolo TPS 520 GTX (I know the link goes to the GV’s but it’s practically the exact same boot) backpacking boot and O-M-G I couldn’t be happier. The preformance of this boot right out of the box was mind boggeling. The comfort and stability were prefect for my feet, and let me tell you, I have awful feet. I wore them around the office for one day before hitting up an out-and-back 2 night trip. The break in period is non existant and I got a lot of compliments in the office (mostly from dudes).

While I love my boots and intend to beat the crap out of them season after season I’m not sure they are CDT quality. By that, I mean I think they may be too heavy and too rugged. The guy who runs Phlumf has a gear guide of what he used on the CDT. While I don’t often take one mans word on a product he has some substantial milage under his toes. His boot of choice was a Salomon gortex mid-weight for the mountianis stretches. He doesn’t specify exactly which ones he used but judging by the type of boot Salomon makes I’m assuming it was a light weight high top.

Now, I know boots are a topic very few people can agree upon. Everyone has different feet and different tastes, but in the spirt of keeping light for a long haul I just can’t see using my Asolos. The rule is (and I’m making this up) go with what works; I’ve seen people doing 14ers in Chacos. The jury is still out on exactly what I’ll be taking but the requirements are getting fine tuned. Something mid weight, durable, water proof and matches my belt and hat.

Colorado Mountain Club

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

My buddy Aaron (whom sent Evans with me this last weekend) fired a link off to me yesterday for the Colorado Mountain Club (CMC). Apparently they have a Denver group that offers a lot of classes and training for it’s members. This couldn’t be more prefect.

I’ve heard of CMC but never really looked into it because I’m kind of anti-club (absolutely no reason for this) and figured it wouldn’t be worth my time. Digging into their web site (a treasure trove of knowledge scattered across no less then one million pages) I find myself more intrigued. Apparently you can join a group in your region (Denver, Fort Collins, Colorado Springs etc.) and get together with other members to go on trips or take classes. The classes themselves do not appear to be limited to hiking or skiing but they offer things like geology and botany as well.

The only downside is the $96 dollar a year price tag, or $2,130 if you want to be a lifetime member which will pay for it self after the first 22 years. On the upside they do a lot of train maintenance, helping break new trails and develop societies to help spread the word on conservation. To be honest though, that’s not what hooked me.

What they got me with is the hiker rating system, it’s like a game, a game where you can level up your a character and that character is actually you. From the looks of it I might qualify as a Class C hiker (Yes, I am that awesome) and a Moderate Backpacker. They also have rating systems for snow shoeing, skiing and rock climbing (They use the Yosemite system for rock climbing routes but it doesn’t say how they rate the climbers).

So yeah, I think I’m in. I’m not sure I could find a better resource to help me train for the CDT.

Mt. Evans

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Info:

Difficulty: Class 2
Summit Elevation: 14,264 feet
Trailhead Elevation: 11,669 feet
Elevation Gain: 3,100 feet
Round-trip Length: 8.50 miles
Trailhead: Guanella Pass
info by 14ers.com

Trip Report:

What can I say, it was awful.

I wish I had something more then that but I don’t. There were two saving graces to this hike. One, I got to see a Pika for the first time and two, we saw a Mountain Goat.

The hike over all wasn’t actually that bad. We started off from the Guanella Pass trail head and followed the Bierstadt trail until you reach the first big boulder just after the creek crossing. There’s a path that leads you into the willows where you bush whack for quite aways until you reach a gully. Now, from the parking lot you can see the gully and it looks about as do-able as a grizzly den. Once you reach the gully, however, it looks, well, just about the same.

The fun part of the Gully is all the wild life. It’s a haven for Pika and Marmots a like. In fact I have never seen as many Pika and Marmots on any other hike then I’ve seen here and judging from all of the wool I’d imagine the Mountain Goats favor this area as well. If you’ve never heard a Pika taking the gully to Evans is the way to go. You are serenaded by what sounds like squeaky toys the entire way up, literally.

After crawling up scree, boulders and fending off madness the gully widens into a vast open area. To the right is the sawtooth between the two peaks (Bierstadt and Evans), to the left is Mt. Spalding (a piddly 13er) and up the middle is a false summit for Evans. If you’ve ever done Evans you know what I’m talking about because as you approach your hopes get high. You start to think to yourself “oh, I’m almost there” then you are crushed as you find out you’re still faced with a one mile traverse across some of the worst/uneven hiking ever. When you finally near the summit you get to join the rank and file of tourists that took the road to the top.

Yes, you heard right, you can drive to the summit. There’s a parking lot just 50 to 100 feet shy of the top. Sitting there, short of breath, smelling like the goat you passed on the way you wonder, why did I climb Evans again? Oh, that’s right, it was on the list.

Long story short, the view isn’t all that great (if you’ve ever done any other peaks that is) and the top is extremely crowded by tourists in flip-flops and shorts. I know it’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey and while these people drove to the top in their cars they missed out on some of the breath taking scenes and sites (Pikas!), but wow what a buzz kill.